Wedding Of The Century?

Prince Rainer and Princess Grace. Charles and Di. And now, Alexith and Chattel (if he manages to get unbanned). Thursday, at a very special Trials and Punishments, Alexith and Chattel (or some other lucky recruit), will be joined in wedded bliss at a lavish, pepto bismal pink wedding ceremony. Deflowering to follow shortly after. AND..as if that wasn't enough, Kyna and Zaira will be opening with a brief theatrical performance. Don't miss the wedding of the century!

No gifts please. Instead, have your pet spayed or neutered in honour of the happy couple.