The High Court of the Dominion hereby issues a warrant for the arrest, DEAD OR ALIVE, of the following miniature miscreants:
Thomas "Doc Holiday" McConaught -- For Treason, Destruction and Mayhem -- don't let his mild-mannered Spaniel good looks and medic banner fool you -- this medic can murder with a single shot. Suspected in the deaths of agents Lassie and Underdog!
Pink "Cassady" Rodex -- For Treason, Destruction and Mayhem, including bringing automatic weapons into the peaceful grounds of the Dominion -- may look like a teddy bear but kills like a Grizzly. Handle with extreme caution.
Lucian "The Kid" Ramino -- For Domicide most foul and escape from the Dominion Justice system during his fair trial and hangin'. Believed to have been the inside man guiding the bombs to their targets. A full body search is recommended for hidden transmission devices.
Loth "Wild Bill" Liamendes -- For Treason, Destruction and Mayhem -- a master of explosives and munitions and may be armed with any number of weapons. Wild Bill is a known European Terrorist and a Rabid Mad Dog. Please euthanize.
Eroyan "Sundance" Barmy -- For Treason against Her Judgery herself, Destruction and Mayhem -- considered highly skilled in the art of deception and counter intelligence. Suspected involvement in the Tiny Gerbil Uprising of 83, The Great Cookie Raid of 87 and Firebombing of Smurf village in 96. Skilled in leadership and all manner of firearms and thermo-cookie-lar warfare. Approach with extreme caution!
Daniel "Down Under" Ash -- for Treason most dire, destruction and general mayhem-- This Roo is hopping mad and vile; beware what he may be hiding in his pouch.
All of the above should be considered pawed and dangerous!
All of the Dominion police force are to be on the lookout for these criminals and to obtain their Mistresses permission before arrest. If possible they should be brought to trials Tuesday at 3pm SLT.
Signed and sealed under the Great Seal of the Dominion,
Her Judgery Most High
Joie Arai
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