Battle Of the Bands!

Pammy & The Castrators

View from the audience

Rock bringing the sexy on stage!

The Subversives!

The Brat Pack

The squirrel and I doing a little Sonny & Cher

Well it was a five way tie at today's Battle Of The Bands. Thank you all for the great performances! It was a lot of fun.

Here's the original lyrics from Pammy & The Castrators for two of their songs. Enjoy!

Simply Unrepairable (To the tune of Simply Irresistible)

I told him I was practical

He told me he was flexible – yea yea

I rode him like a bicycle

I think I wrecked his testicles

Watch him beg, watch him crawl, there ain’t no sound at all

Filled his ass with a plug, filled his mouth with a ball

He use to look good to me but now I find him

Simply Unrepairable

Simply Unrepairable

He thought he was unbreakable

His hiney was expandable – yea yea

It turned out he was flammable!

His lungs were both collapsible!

Not a brain in his head, but at least he’s not dead.

And his nipples are blue and his ass is all red

He used to look good to me but now I find him

Simply Unrepairable

Simply Unrepairable – He was fine, now he’s hurt and limping and his dick is bent

Simply Unrepariable – He’s got marks in places that you never want to know

He tried to run away I chained ho to the wall

I tug and twist his badly beaten battered balls

I took his phone away now he can't call the law

He used to look good to me but now I find him

Simply Unrepairable

Simply Unrepairable – He was fine, now he’s hurt and limping and his dick is bent

Simply Unrepariable – He’s got marks in places that you never want to know

Walking On Sub Spine (to the tune of Walking On Sunshine)

I use to think “maybe he’s subbie”

But I wasn’t sure

Then one day I found him outside and face down

At my door

He told me my feet were too special for touching the ground

And now I’m 6 inches from earth and not coming down

I’m walkin on Sub Spine – WO OH

I’m walkin on Sub Spine – WO OH

I’m walkin on Sub Spine – WO OH

And don’t it feel good!? Yea!

And each night I dance in my bedroom

I dance all around

I turn up the music so loud

And I jump up and down

He grunts and he groans and he moans but he never complains

Cause he’s human carpet, the kind that’s resistant to stains

I’m walkin on Sub Spine – WO OH

I’m walkin on Sub Spine – WO OH

I’m walkin on Sub Spine – WO OH

And don’t it feel good!? Yea!