Her Judgery, Lady Persephone, kicking ass and taking names
The lovely Lady Clarissa on defense
Officer Summah and Officer Dalia
The courtroom
Well...Kirby got waxed, three boys got changed in to monkeys, one got a shoe in his mouth and another saran wrapped. That's about right. Thank you to our lovely Judgery, our kick ass Police Force, our defendants for being such good sports, and our Defense Lawyer Lady Clarissa for knocking our socks off and singing this special song before Kirby's waxing. I think you can guess the tune....
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know he needs someone, help.
When he was long haired, so much long haired than today,
He never needed sticky frizzy hair stand on the end.
But today is a bad hair day, He ‘s not so self assured
Now he cries, he begs and pleads « mercy your Judgery »
Wax him, please remove his pubic hair down,
He’s not hairy at the heel, once he’s been bound,
Help him get his knees back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please wax him
And now his life has changed in oh so many ways,
His independence seems to vanish in the D.
But every now and then he feels so insecure,
I know that he needs trials like he’ve never done before.
Wax him, please remove his pubic hair down,
He’s not hairy at the heel, once he’s been bound,
Help him get his knees back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please wax him
When he was at the barber’s, so much earlier today,
he never wanted to have his hair cut in any way.
But today is a bad hair day, he’s not so self assured,
Now he cries, he begs and pleads « mercy your Judgery »
Wax him if you can, he is kneeling down
And he does appreciate when he is bound.
Help him, get his knees back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help him, help him, help him, oh.
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