This urgent letter arrived in my inbox the other day....
Dear Eva,
I am writing to you to inform you of something rather shocking...I can only hope that you are sitting down when you read this!
Lady Lobbie and I were minding our own business in the beautiful green courtyard today when a cursory glance towards the side table of délicatesse revealed SOME FLOATING PUDDINGS !!!!
*faints*
So as to avoid any further stress and indeed trauma to the delicate *cough* Ladies of the Dominion...I hastily constructed a fine wood 'occasional table' beneath the deviant puddings and harmony was once again restored.
*sighs*
I hope this news has not caused you too much anxiety.
Yours as ever,
Little xxx
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