Connor stuck in a giant mouse trap, Matria in a baby chair, Niki talking nonsense while eating a sammich, Lady Summer handing down the judgments and Lady Lisa throwing the book - why it must be Trials & Punishments! If you weren't there you missed out on some laughs! But here are some haikus Connor wrote on the spot to compensate for your loss...
I present three poems to the lady's that were affected by my attempts to save them, in payment for my punishment
Beast:
a hog runs through blackness
Lady winces with rose painted lens
sub begs prone without fault
Broken:
falling to the ground bent
grass bends under steel savior in chrome
tears of sorrow for D
Infestation :
rodents pester under adorned foot
lady's goose bumps ripple silken frills
Biker is the cure of evil
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