Monday, November 19, 2012

Garth's Subminion Request Complaint Form

Service / Support / Complaint Request Form

Instructions: You must fill in ALL blanks for your needs to be considered.

Your full SL Name.

Last_________  First_______  Middle________

1. Did you include your SL middle name?
      Yes__ No__

2. If you answered YES to #1, are you lying?
      Yes__ No__

3. If you answered NO to #1, remember that you must fill in ALL blanks on this form ?
for your needs to be considered. Did you really include your SL middle name?
      Yes__ No__

4. If you answered NO to #3, correct your omission before continuing.
      OK _____   I changed my mind I don't really have a complaint ____

5. Describe your problem or request:

6. Now, describe the problem or request accurately:

7. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem or need for the request:

8. Severity:

A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__

9. Nature of the problem or request:

A. Un-warranted ___
B. Un-realistic ___
C. Not necessary ___

If you are experiencing SL issues such as Lag, no sound, video problems, or subs ?
seemlingly less then perfect, these problems may be related to your computer. Please ?
answer the following questions about your computer.

10. Do you have a computer?
      Yes__ No__

11. Is your computer plugged in?
      Yes__ No__

12. Is it turned on?
      Yes__ No__

13. Have you tried to fix it yourself?
      Yes__ No__

14. Have you made it worse?

15. Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix it for you?
      Yes__ No__

16. Did they make it even worse?

17. Have you read the manual?
      Yes__ No__

18. Are you sure you've read the manual?
      Maybe__ No__

19. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?

20. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it?
      Yes__ No__

21. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself.

22. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?

23. If you answered 'nothing' then explain how you got here?

24. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?
      Yes__ No__

25. Does the clock on your DVR blink 12:00?
      Yes__ What's a DVR?__

26. Do you have any electronics products that DO work?
      Yes__ No__

27. List the name of the closest "Vice Mayor" to you.

28. The person responcible for your need or problem is:

A. The person listed in #27 _____
B. Myself ____
C. Someone other then Mayor Garth ____

30. By marking the blank below I do hereby submit this form and agree that queja o petición es falso y yo realmente no quiere o necesita algo. Por la presente prometo siempre a votar por alcalde Garth.

I solemnly Swear ______

31. If you didn't mark the blank in #30, please reference the result of #29 here as an alternative.

We are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of requests and our response may be delayed. Your request is very important to us and will be handled in the order received. Thank you and have a good day :-)



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